Pissing in the bidet,
shitting in my girlfriend,
eating on the toilet,
vomiting in bread bins.
Telling pigeons secrets,
babysitting tupperware,
walking up a slide and kicking children in the head!
Bleeding in a handbag,
jizzing in an eggcup,
eating in the cinema,
breeding in a carpark.
Wearing leather trousers,
swallowing the shot-glass,
digging up your grandma and feeding her to ducks!
These aren’t things you should be doing:
Dancing while you’re bomb-defusing!
These aren’t things you should be doing:
Wake up, you can’t win while losing!
Drinking from an armpit,
giving tigers whiplash,
liking fucking Coldplay,
stealing Peter’s wi-fi,
getting out of housework,
lying to the government,
scraping out the litter tray and licking up the contents!
Shouting at your breakfast,
stealing people’s good ideas,
giving grief to sailors,
sleeping in a wheely bin,
blowing up a power plant,
marrying a dead mouse,
ignoring all the climate change and saying that the world is flat!
These aren’t things you should be doing:
Finding hospice care amusing!
These aren’t things you should be doing:
Wake up, you can’t win while losing!
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